Sunday, September 11, 2005
The funny thing about horoscopes...
...is that they're so vague, they almost always fit something in your life if you think about it hard enough. I grew up reading them for the sheer entertainment value they brought...reading them at the end of the day or week to see if they were "right." Ha! So, I'm glad that The Onion has my opinion of horoscopes and gone (as always) 10 steps beyond socially acceptible to bring me this for the week:
Leo July 23 - August 22
You will be shunned by some of the more traditional members of the tightly knit community of pornography directors for your tendency to ruin climactic moments by splashing the actresses with all the wrong bodily fluids.
Hilarious!!!
Leo July 23 - August 22
You will be shunned by some of the more traditional members of the tightly knit community of pornography directors for your tendency to ruin climactic moments by splashing the actresses with all the wrong bodily fluids.
Hilarious!!!
// posted by Nina @ 8:01 PM 
